28 December 2007
The Hot Ears
There's nothing I know of that triggers it, it just happens. And as I said it's not fun, not like it's an ear-ection or anything ear-otic.
I once asked my dad if it ever happened to him. "Oh yeah." So perhaps it's hereditary?
I looked some years ago for information on the Internet and didn't find very much. Of course, now that I've divulged it to the world, it will be highly correlated with some deadly disease, or maybe some deviant behavior. They will have to come lock me up for sure.
15 December 2007
Where's the One?
12 December 2007
"From 10"
"Oh, putting your money on the counter, are you?" she asked facetiously.
"Excuse me?"
"It's rude," she said, looking me square in the eyes.
I was shocked. I said nothing more, just walked away looking terribly confused. Was it rude? I had never thought about it. I admit, I did that a lot, putting money on the counter for some cashier to pick up. I never did it to spite anyone, I just did it.
Back at my desk, I got on the Internet and searched for an answer. Was it rude? If it was so obviously rude to this cashier, then certainly someone somewhere has codified this protocol, or at least asked about it. I expected lots of results, and a clear consensus. I searched for "cashier etiquette", and looked at many many sites. Finally I found just one relevant answer: according to this etiquette expert, it is rude to put cash on the counter. (Just found this discussion on Yahoo Answers - there is some distribution of opinion here. And WOW some people are really uptight about this!)
I have worked as a cashier, and I'm certain that I picked up my share of money from the counter. I never once thought of it as rude. In Germany, it seems rather normal to exchange money on the counter. In fact, there's often a shallow dish at the cashier specifically for this purpose. Many cashiers will leave your change there for you, the customer, to pick up.
Now I ask, which is more rude? My putting money on the counter, or the cashier calling me rude for it? I haven't returned to the cafeteria since that day, and I don't plan to either. Still, I am oddly grateful to her for this learning opportunity.
Maria and I traveled to Japan a couple years ago. Even in the lowliest convenience store in Tokyo, the exchange of cash has the ritual feel of a tea ceremony. When the cashier hands you your change, it is with both hands, and a bow! It is remarkable, and this behavior was absolutely consistent wherever we went.
So now, as often as possible, I hand cash to a cashier with both hands, Japanese style. This often provokes quite a reaction. Try it sometime!
11 December 2007
Old Chicago
09 December 2007
Christkindlmarket
01 December 2007
30 November 2007
The Serious Tower
A Fever
17 November 2007
Finger Eyes
And what if the camera were elsewhere, like a handheld camera? OK, one more step - what if you had eyes in the tips of your fingers? What would that mental image be like?! Would there be one coherent overall mental image, only illuminated in the directions you happened to be pointing your fingers at that moment? Or could the mental images from one finger, or a group of fingers, be separate from the others?
15 November 2007
Z
12 November 2007
Parisian Thoroughfare
11 November 2007
Tiefschwarz
Michael Kocour
Kocour played all standards, plus one original. He was quite capable of incorporating different styles into his playing - at times his playing was sparse like Ahmad Jamal, at other times dense. There didn't seem to me to be anything particularly unique about his playing. Still the performance was entirely enjoyable.
I'm happy to report that the audience behaved far better than last time.
05 November 2007
iPod Non Sequitir
02 November 2007
Milk and Cereal and Speed Bumps
First, we got our first milk home delivery. When I was a kid, we got Oberweis milk delivered, until they stopped delivering (early 80's?). They've been delivering again for some years now. In the last month, since Maria weaned Martin, we've been going through milk like crazy. We checked with Oberweis, and found out we could get home delivery for about the same as buying the Oberweis milk at the Jewel. Done!
Then the speed bumps came. I have wanted them on our block since we moved here, six years ago. Some people seem to think that our block is a little known spur of the Kennedy expressway. This summer, Maria talked with our neighbors, and found that the speed bump sentiment was basically unanimous on our block. She found out how to petition for them, and she and some neighbors collected signatures. A few phone calls to remind the ward office, and now they're finally here!
And then the cereal came. A couple weeks ago, I found out that Amazon lets you subscribe to delivery of non-perishable groceries at decent prices. I could get Smart Start delivered to my home for far less than it usually cost at the Jewel. Now the milk and cereal come to me! It's like a dream.
30 October 2007
Autoflush
Autoflush toilets? What the hell?! Bad, bad, very very bad!!
There are some autoflush toilets where I work. I can usually avoid them. But today I found myself on one of these, and as I sat, it flushed no fewer than four times. I generally do not enjoy sitting on a flushing toilet, particularly when it flushes automatically and without warning.
Do I sit wrong?
And is it really such a chore to flush a toilet when you're finished?
Minor tangent - I once owned a shirt I called "the stealth shirt" because the autoflush urinals at work would not flush when I wore it. It was a black, textured polo-style shirt with, apparently, some unique optical properties. Not sure what happened to it.
28 October 2007
New York Is Red Hot!
When I first got an MP3 player, about six years ago, I started ripping my CDs. Since then I would rip any new CDs right away, of course. The older ones I would rip in waves, first the essential ones, especially the electronica and ambient ones that were well suited for work and travel. After a few years of this, I'm not yet done. The result is that some really decent CDs have slipped through the cracks, and there's some great music I haven't heard in years.
This morning, I ripped my old copy of Reachin' by Digable Planets, and played "Pacifics" on the computer. Damn!! How did I survive these years without hearing a killer bass line like that?! I can't believe it's been that long. What else is waiting there for me to rediscover?
26 October 2007
25 October 2007
The Bird And The Bee
The Way I See It
With a little effort, Maria and I have started to loosen the chains from my ankles. Last week, our Bialetti stovetop espresso pot arrived, along with a manual glass tube milk frother. While I eat breakfast, I brew a pot of espresso and heat the milk. Put both into a thermos with a squirt of Hershey's syrup, and I am set for the day at a fraction of the cost. So far I don't mind the ritual, including the cleanup.
17 October 2007
Your Brain On Music
When I saw this book at B&N I immediately picked it up, read most of the preface, and bought it. This book seemed written specifically for me like few others. I read about Levitin's headphone epiphany as a teenager--I had the same experience! I was about ten when I borrowed my sister's headphones and heard "Swingtown" by Steve Miller Band in all its stereophonic glory. The auditory imaging had drums and synthesisers that sounded like they were right inside my head. I loved it, and I was hooked. After that I spent many, many hours of my youth listening, actively listening, to music with headphones. After reading about Levitin's experience, I thought he and I were certainly resonating on the same frequency.
One problem I had with the book is that it came to me far too late. I studied electrical engineering in college, where we dissected waveforms of all flavors to death. I also studied music theory. So much of the book was review.
A much bigger problem, though, is that the book is poorly edited, at least the first edition copy I have. One of the earlier chapters is particularly bad, with a number of misspellings and a missing word. While the editing did improve later on, I almost couldn't recover. It's very hard for me to read for pleasure when I expect to mentally edit the text myself.
My last beef is that Levitin obviously feels he has to impress the reader with his name dropping. OK, you met Francis Crick and had lunch. Congratulations. But not every detail of this encounter is relevant to your book. Get to your point and spare me the rest already.
The book had a few nuggets that almost made up for its shortcomings. For example, it forced me to reconsider hearing (and music) as a subjective experience. Just as the red I experience in my mind when I see something red may be different from your red, my experience of an octave, a pitch, or a timbre may be different from yours. They're probably similar, but not necessarily. Another nugget: the reason that octaves, fifths and other intervals from the harmonic series sound "harmonious" is likely because it would help the brain to relate different sound frequencies into common sources. This could be very advantageous--the many bits of sound I hear now are actually one sound, namely that hungry tiger over there!
Overall, this book has its moments but falls short of my (perhaps too lofty) expectations.
On Intelligence
The meat of Hawkins' book is exactly the territory where Hofstadter are not tread. Hawkins shares the same fascination of the emergent qualities of the mind with Hofstadter, but he also has a deep background in nuts-and-bolts neurology, and a passion to connect the two.
Hawkins delivers a speculative yet compelling schematic of the neocortex that, at worst, should inspire debate, research and careers. It is the sort of brain book I wish I could have read in high school.
I had heard a lot about Numenta's HTMs, a software implementation of Hawkins' model, and expected the book to be more of an HTM primer. The book hints at Numenta's active research but makes no mention at all of HTMs. So while the material may be a good prerequisite to starting work with HTMs, don't expect to learn about them here.
13 October 2007
Jazz Showcase Benefit Concert
Strange Loops
Heathrow
12 October 2007
Buzzin' Fly
0 + 0 = 0
That she found this problem funny and worthy of sharing with me is just bliss.
03 October 2007
Larry Vuckovich
The show was nearly overshadowed by some remarkable displays of rudeness and tactlessness among the patrons. This is a small, intimate performance studio where people go to listen to the music in a way that can't be recreated in a larger space. And yet the audience, which was certainly fewer than 40 people, included:
- The woman in the back who fidgeted with a noisy plastic bag, over and over again;
- The woman chomping on her gum, open-mouthed; and
- The woman who arrived late, pulled a chair up to the front, and then got out a book and read it during the show!
Mr. Vuckovich, on behalf of those of us who actually came to listen to you play music, I apologize. I hope you did not notice these transgressions, and if you did, kudos to you for continuing professionally with your performance.
First Birthday
They say the first birthday is a celebration for the parents. Maria truly earned this birthday. For a year of breast feeding. For a half year of cleaning Martin's orthopedic helmet every day. For enduring the many moods of Martin, finely tuned by millenia of natural selection to inflict maximum survivable discomfort in the evolutionary struggle for resources between mother and child.
Martin, who had a rather severe plagiocephaly, has improved nicely. He had his final scan this week and no longer needs the helmet. Hooray!! Maria says his mood has improved considerably since then. Your mood would improve too if you could finally remove your motorcycle helmet after wearing it 24/7 for half of your life.
The cruising is now proto-walking as Martin takes half steps between the sofa and the coffee table. He is so excited at his emerging mobility.
Ella has been an amazing big sister. She is still crazy about her little brother, and that sentiment is definitely mutual. I am so happy for both of them that they will have each other to grow up together.
26 September 2007
Till Brönner
19 September 2007
Festival of Maps
Speaking of maps, I am almost violently ambivalent about driving with GPS. When Maria and I visited DC a couple months ago, we borrowed my mom's Garmin and set it up in the rental car. We needed to go quickly from BWI (where I'd never been) to a friend's house in Rockville (ditto), and the GPS was fantastic, turn for turn to the driveway. Then we drove to downtown DC, and the GPS led us there via a beautiful stretch of road, through a forested area, along a canal. I'm sure the locals know about this way but I certainly did not.
Still, an essential part of traveling, for me, is the struggle with a map, and the development of my own understanding of an area, so that I know where I am and where I'm going. This is either gone entirely with a GPS, or it changes in a way I don't yet understand. Surely it is possible with a GPS to navigate around a strange area without learning the area at all. That may be fine for some, but it is not what I want.
16 September 2007
Jean-Michel Pilc
The first thing to notice about Pilc's playing is his use of dynamics. He likes to play softly, and he likes to play REALLY LOUD, but he also has marvelous control of the dynamic shape of a phrase. Anyone can crescendo; it's hard to decrescendo well, and he does really well.
Then there are the harmonic adventures, and they were adventurous. Maria didn't always like how they turned out, but I usually did. In any case, I appreciate an artist for taking risks. Some adventures turn out better than others. When they turned out well, they were fascinating.
I told Maria before he started, it would be nice if Pilc played about an hour, that would be just the right amount of music for the setting, I thought. And when he arrived, he announced he would play one hour. Bingo! Sandwiched between two improvisations were liberal interpretations of standards. I did like it when he whistled a Getz saxophone part to his own accompaniment. An encore of "My One And Only Love" was a nice ending.
Afterwards, I bought Pilc's latest CD, New Dreams, and Pilc eagerly signed it for me. He spoke with Maria and me for a couple minutes. A very nice fellow, and an all-around lovely Saturday afternoon in the city with my wife.
15 September 2007
Would Like To See
- Tony Bennett
- Bill Charlap
- Al Green
- Salif Keita
- k.d. lang
- Charles Lloyd
- Meshell Ndegeocello
- Aaron Neville
- Jacky Terrasson
- Tracey Thorn
Stevland Morris
He was playing at an outdoor theater. The first night it rained and rained. Stevie came on stage long enough to say "show's cancelled, come back tomorrow." He said it better than that of course.
So we came back, and we were not disappointed. He played at least two hours without a break. There were a bunch of songs from Innervisions, my favorite album of his. He must have played at least one verse of forty songs or more. The band were a drummer, two percussion, bass, two guitars, two keyboards, and three singers; all young musicians, and good players. There were a couple crowd sing-alongs that went on too long for me. And what's up with "I Just Called..."? It's a terrible song, and still the crowd went nuts for it. But I would gladly endure it once for some "Sir Duke", "I Wish", "Higher Ground", "Visions", and on and on.
I never saw Ray Charles play, nor James Brown. Thankfully I haven't made the same mistake with Stevie.
09 September 2007
The Pit of Despair
And in the morning, he is so damned cute.
08 September 2007
Around the World
Could one truly have sailed across the frozen Nebraska prairie in a sled? That part seemed least plausible to me, more so than the elephant.
Also curious to me was the disparity between the "status quo" attitudes with regard to savage natives in India and America, and the interracial marriage of Aouda and Fogg at the end.
Diet and Economics
03 September 2007
Baby Entropy
Ship Simulator
N.B. I do not want to play this game myself, even if I had the time, which I don't. Family, please do not buy this for me for Christmas.
Lakefront Path
28 August 2007
Decimal Time
Some units of time are strictly imposed on us by nature, like the day and the year and, to a lesser extent, the month or lunar cycle. Anything smaller than a day, though, is arbitrary and by convention. Why chop up a day in 24 parts, and then in 60, and 60 again? Why not use the metric approach and divide a day in ten, in ten again, and so on? That's the premise of decimal time, and I find it quite simple and appealing.
As I type this, it is .814. No AM/PM, just .814. I can't tell you what time zone though. That gets weird.
Ode to Smart Start
- Nutritious, with 100% RDA of several vitamins and minerals, and very low fat
- Tastes great--sweet, but not too sweet
- Satisfyingly crunchy, but not so crunchy that it rips up my gums like Cap'n Crunch does
- A variety of textures, very pleasing to the tongue
I was a fan from the moment I saw the first box. Well, the only thing I don't like is that it's now called "Smart Start Antioxidants". Ugh, how unappetizing! What's next, "Smart Start Colonoscopy"? I suppose you have to do something to distinguish it from the newer, lesser Smart Starts. Why not "Smart Start Classic" or "Smart Start Original"?
26 August 2007
Busse Woods
For Ella, who learned to ride just a few weeks ago, we wanted a non-trivial ride on an uncrowded path and few street crossings. She rode the ten miles in about two hours. Maria and I were very impressed. We stopped about halfway for lunch. I pulled Martin in the trailer, and he slept most of the way.
I had never been to Busse Woods before. I was very happy with the trail. It was just what we needed for Ella. No real hills, and only one busy street crossing. There's a nice mix of landscape, with meadows, marshes, forest, and the lakes. Most of the trail was cleared of branches and other debris from the big storms last week, but we did have to get off the bikes a few times in one stretch to go around fallen branches. Ella really liked riding on the "big" bridge over Higgins Road.
25 August 2007
Jazz Salon
We always enjoy seeing Patricia Barber. She played at the Green Mill the night that Maria and I first met there. So her performance at Pianoforte on 15 Dec will be a special treat.
Updated 8/28: Just found out that the Patricia Barber performance at Pianoforte is rescheduled for 23 Feb 2008.
21 August 2007
1927
I often wonder if we, now, are near a historical peak in global mobility. In two or three generations, will people still jet around the planet? How?
20 August 2007
IndeBleu
It. Was. Awesome.
The samosas were my favorite. Sensational contrasts of flavor. Everything about the meal was just right--the cadence, the presentation, the service. And after I told our waitress it was our anniversary, everything went up yet another notch. I can't say enough about what a great time we had.
19 August 2007
Last Ten CDs
They Might Be Giants, Then: The Earlier Years
Kurt Elling, Flirting With Twilight
Ryuichi Sakamoto/David Byrne, The Last Emperor - Original Soundtrack
Joshua Redman, Back East
Stefano Bollani, Piano Solo
The Sea And Cake, Everybody
Enrico Rava, The Words And The Days
Herbie Hancock, Head Hunters
Bill Frisell, The Intercontinentals
Max Richter, Songs From Before
My wife thinks CDs are an anachronism and I should just get over it already.
Last Ten Books
The last ten books I read:
Friedman, The World Is Flat
Hardy, Jude the Obscure
Hofstadter, I Am A Strange Loop
Joyce, A Portrait of the Artist as a Young Man
Obama, The Audacity of Hope
Conrad, Heart of Darkness
Marquez, One Hundred Years of Solitude
Greene, The Elegant Universe
Allen, Getting Things Done
West, Democracy Matters
I just started reading This Is Your Brain On Music by Levitin. Always have a half dozen books in the queue, and a list of a few dozen others that I may get to someday. Meanwhile I'm trying to make use of my PDA and catch up on some classics I should have read in high school and never did.
Triprolidine
Last week I was delighted to discover that Walgreens still sells an antihistamine, Wal-Act, with the old Actifed formula. My favorite antihistamine, triprolidine hydrochloride, I had given up for lost when Actifed changed their formula about a year ago, and all the "generic Actifeds" followed suit (or so I thought). A couple times a year, when the mold count is especially high and my daily Claritin isn't cutting it, the triprolidine works wonders for me.
I have since found plenty on the Internet about Wal-Act holding its ground. Wish I had done that sooner--and I hope enough people bother to go to the pharmacy counter and sign for Wal-Act that they continue the old formula.